搞笑的英文句子或短語(yǔ)
1、Actions speak louder than words.（行動(dòng)比語(yǔ)言更響亮。）
2、Better late than never.（遲做總比不做好；晚來(lái)總比不來(lái)好。）
3、One today is worth two tomorrows.（一個(gè)今天勝似兩個(gè)明天。）
4、“Hard work never killed anybody.” But why take the risk “”努力工作不會(huì)導(dǎo)致死亡！“不過(guò)我不會(huì)用自己去證明。
5、Before Liang Zhuge coming out, he didnt have experience in leading the army! why i should have experience when look for a job 諸葛亮出山前，也沒(méi)帶過(guò)兵！憑啥我就要工作經(jīng)驗(yàn)
6、The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.聰明人都是未婚的，(m.gxscse.Com)結(jié)婚的人很難再聰明起來(lái)。
7、One should love animals. They are so tasty.每個(gè)人都應(yīng)該熱愛(ài)動(dòng)物，因?yàn)樗鼈兒芎贸浴?BR>
8、Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.要節(jié)約用水，盡量和女友一起洗澡。
9、From small beginning come great things.（偉大始于渺小。）
10、There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.應(yīng)該有更好的方式開(kāi)始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每個(gè)上午都醒來(lái)。
11、Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.（無(wú)熱情成就不了偉業(yè)。）
12、Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.每個(gè)成功男人的背后，都有一個(gè)女人。每個(gè)不成功男人的背后，都有兩個(gè)。
13、Constant dropping wears the stone.（滴水穿石。）
14、Truth never fears investigation.（事實(shí)從來(lái)不怕調(diào)查。）
15、It's never too late to mend.（過(guò)而能改，善莫大焉；亡羊補(bǔ)牢，猶未晚也。）
16、Misfortunes never come alone/single.（禍不單行。）
17、Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.要用心去愛(ài)你的鄰居，不過(guò)不要讓她的老公知道。
18、If a thing is worth doing it is worth doing well.（如果事情值得做，就值得做好。）
19、If you saw the dark in front of you, dont be afriad, that's because sunshine is at your back.如果你看到面前的陰影，別怕，那是因?yàn)槟愕谋澈笥嘘?yáng)光……
